June 1, 2011. That was the day my old life ended & my new life began. Til death do us part became null and void and suddenly the dating pool had been opened for the season.
Now this was much easier in my 20's. Back then all I had to do snap my fingers & the boys would fall at my feet. Flash forward 20 years. Add 50 pounds and 1 kid & it's a whole new world.
For example - I have gotten 2 instances of penis pics on my cell phone. The 1st one was appalling. The second was attached to a French man. Somehow that made it ok.
So this is going to chronicle how funny this journey is going to be. Mostly because if I don't laugh - I will cry.
Now this was much easier in my 20's. Back then all I had to do snap my fingers & the boys would fall at my feet. Flash forward 20 years. Add 50 pounds and 1 kid & it's a whole new world.
For example - I have gotten 2 instances of penis pics on my cell phone. The 1st one was appalling. The second was attached to a French man. Somehow that made it ok.
So this is going to chronicle how funny this journey is going to be. Mostly because if I don't laugh - I will cry.
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